We’re probably too old for anyone reading this to remember Rico Suave. Let’s talk about him anyway. Rico was a hard-rocking guy. He never wore suits, dressed street; he looked hard, and lived mad; and he did it allllll for the nookie. Sigh, another reference that made us giggle and feel depressed at the same time. Anyway, Rico and the Bizkit may be gone (down in the dusty canon of our shady, popular culture pasts), but their legacies live on. Where were we going with this? Right. SUAVECITO keeps its lineage on the streets, so you can make like Rico did and take care of yourself—as well as the ladies, of course.