Encourages Quirky Podiatry
What do socks say about a person? Decent podiatric hygiene? Think again. In fact, with FRESHLY PRESSED SOCKS, never think about your feet again. Or at least about how they look, because they look great! Now every time you sit down and your trousers ride up that little bit—you scanty cad—to reveal the most vulnerable and untrammelled parts of yourself (you and Achilles), you can do so with the utmost confidence. With just a smidge of smugness. But no, no, don’t go seeping into arrogance, now. Take s(t)ock of your life, and do it with the best foot forward.